February 2012
368 posts
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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darksweetlady-:
when i ask someone what kind of music they listen to and they respond with ‘everything’
o really you multicultured soul, please tell me about your love of country, death metal, yodeling, polka, latin pop, african chants, and church hymns
Teacher: So who went away during the break?
Me: *raiseshand*
Teacher: Where'd you go, Katie?
Me: Fueled By Ramen Land.
Teacher: What?
Me: The mystical land of Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, and fun.
Teacher: Moving on!
“I want you to fucking pinky promise me you won’t do it. No fan of mine will kill...”
– Alex Gaskarth to fan (via alltimeangela)
